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dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

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thotbaby:

*selfie doesn’t get reblogged*
me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)

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cityyandcolour:

summits:

my heart just broke in 9 seconds

Oh my fucking god.

Why.

aw baaby lemme hold you

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picklekitty:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

this needs to be every where

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mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.

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blizzardofjj:

Getting ready for the morning chase

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  • british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
  • australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA
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lebaenese:

brokendildo:

lebaenese:

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

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sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegreatbarcia]


it wasn’t a phase
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gsdpup:

my new siamese kitten came inside for the first time today

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breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

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heck-hath-no-fury:

ktisr:

my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half

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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

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bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain to you a thing
  • and yeah

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